While travelling on one of his many cross-country adventures, The Octopus finds what seems to be his perfect match in K.C., MO. No prairie squid is she! Here, he gives his new-found love a rose on Valentine's Day.
Of course,
old habits die hard. During a dinner double-date, The Octopus (face
down, right) enjoys too much K.C. beer, gets shitty, gropes restaurant
patrons with many legs, and eventually passes out in his drink.
Octopussy no longer returns his phone calls.
Always the traditionalist, The Octopus shares a tea ceremony with his cephalopod soulmate.