200kph on the Octobahn
The Octopus begins His trip in Germany, rents one of BMW's finest touring vehicles, and immediately enjoys speeds of over 120mph. The local authorities are forced to intervene, however, and remind Him that such speeds are for the Autobahn, not the airport access road.
On tour
The
Octopus absorbs the local scenery and culture. His attention seems to
be wandering here outside Berg Vischering. But, there are dozens of
towns and scores of castles to visit. Thank The Octopus for high
speed limits.
The Octopus, inspired by Germany's geopolitical history, decides to investigate alternative ideologies. The corporate-controlled oligarchs and their fascist thugs bust Him for expressing His views, though (defacing public property, really), and he's asked to leave the country.
Six empty legs
The Octopus quickly warms to the traditional German "2-litre lunch."
What's he
smoking?
In Munster.
